Monday, September 3, 2012
Mommy is a liar.
So lately I have noticed how many obnoxious things I tell my 2 year old to get him to do what I want him to. It makes me realize how much my parents have probably lied to me when I was little.
What do I tell my child you ask. Well lets see.
Every day around 1:30 when it is nap time I tell him “If you do not take a nap daddy won’t come home from work.” “They don’t let daddy leave untill you have taken a nap”
The other day he bit his tongue and wouldn’t eat his dinner so I told him “Applesauce will make your mouth feel better”
Got a stinky child who gets a scratch try this “Oh a bath will make that all better.”
Some of my other magic words.
“We can’t turn the inside lights of the car on because we are going to fast.”
“The sun is still night night so you need to get back to bed”
“If you are ever going to be super man you need to eat all your chicken”
Do you ever tell your kids things like this? Or is it just me that is lying to her kids.